The good news is you can get term life insurance if you smoke weed.

Now the tricky part is how much can I eat / smoke / vape / etc.? The way dropdead looks at it is pretty simple.

Let’s say you go to the gym 6 days a week to lift, to get sweaty or to find new friends; that’s viewed as a little excessive. Wouldn’t you say?  Let’s use the same rational when it comes to enjoying the marijuanas. I think going to the gym two or three times a week is perfect. Same for enjoying the old 420….. two to three times a week and you’re golden.

A little history and some statistics to keep you entertained and up to date. Weed is one of the most widely used substances in Canada, with nearly half of Canadians reporting having used it at some time in their lives. This might come as a surprise but only 16.8% of Canadians enjoy weed 2 to 3 times a week. I know that sounds made up, but that number is directly from the government website citing a survey done in October 2019…. I would have lost that bet.

Weed is pretty famous for making things a million times funnier than they would normally be. These weed jokes are a testament to that. So, smoke a couple of bowls and get ready to laugh at these 13 best weed jokes of all time.

  1. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double-jointed.
  2. How do you know do you know someone’s a true pothead? When their bongs get cleaned more often than their dishes!
  3. A cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you?”
  4. Why is a roach clip called a ‘roach clip’? Because ‘pot-holder’ was already taken.
  5. Why did the stoner plant Cheerios in the ground? He thought they were bagel seeds.
  6. What do you call a person who remembers everything about Woodstock? A liar.
  7. What do you call it when the blunt burns your shirt? A pothole.
  8. How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb? Nah, man, they got lighters.
  9. Why did the stoner cross the street? The dispensary was on the other side!
  10. What do stoners do when they get lost? Turn down the music so they can see better.
  11. What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
  12. “You know, you can go to jail for weed.”  “Wait, jail sells weed?!”
  13. Did you hear about the stoners that robbed the dispensary? They cased the joint first.

It’s great to be Canadian eh? We live in the land of the free and the brave…. O no my bad that’s the US. O Canada our home and native land. There you go, that’s better.

We have legal weed, maple syrup, poutine and Celine. What could be better? The only thing better than combining all of the above at the same time is buying cheap term life insurance from the best life insurance company in Canada, dropdead life insurance. Don’t wait until it’s too late. 

Puff puff pass….